Warning:The following story is highly graphic and very suitable for small kids above the age of 18 light years
Barac: Is he dead?!
Lindsey: No he’s just humping the floor in a pool of blood. Of course he’s dead!
Whole Milk: I think am gonna be sick!
Me: Stop fucking eating then. We have a dead body in the biology lab for shit’s sake.
Oprah: Oh! Mr Luther’s gonna be mad when he sees this.
Shanique: Lindsey, give him mouth-to-mouth. You’re used to that, right?
Lindsey: Shove it up your…
Hillary: Who stabbed him?
Shanique: Probably some white bastard.(silence) What! You’re all thinking it!
Hillary: Or John, the black kid! He cray too.
John: For the shitieth time, “the black kid” is not part of my name.
Hillary: But you got blood on your shirt and you’re holding a scalpel.
Shanique: Who appointed you Shitlock Holmes?
Hillary: That has nothing to do with this!
Me: Maybe it’s Ms. Trump. She never liked him.
(Whole class agrees).
Oprah: We have to stash the body before Mr.Luther comes. If only there was a tv show to tell us how to get away with murder?
Lindsey: Guys, it’s just a dead black lab rat. We were gonna dissect it anyway!
John: Black lives matter bro!